What's Love Got to do With It

He Asked Me to Ask Him

So I get an email the other day from "him" (the same one that wrote the poem for me). Anyways, it said the following:

"ASK ME ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can ask me 1-5 questions... ANYTHING YOU WANT, No matter how personal, inappropriate, or random. I promise to answer the questions 100% truthfully. Repost this and see what people want to ask YOU...."
So of course, me being the ever so clever smart ass that I am couldn't pass up this opportunity. What would you ask? If you were me, what would you do. Read the following to see my response (and just for the record I haven't received a response)...........

"Any question I want answered I could have answered...hummmm what a concept. This must be my birthday or an early Christmas present. This is like finding a magic lamp on the street and a genie popping out and declaring that I get three wishes. I mean really, who would know what to wish for. Hummm...I mean world peace would be nice but then what would I watch on the evening news every night."

"Anyways, I'm clearly getting way off topic. The surprising thing is there is no pertinet pressing questions that I am dying to ask you. (*gasp* I know its shocking right?) I mean at this point half of me is like "who cares, its obvious he has moved on and so should I" I mean, that same half of me feels like I'm Shaq and you are the LA Lakers and you just traded me to another team just to keep some half ass player like Kobe happy, but in the long run I know just like the Shaq, I'm going to be in the championship while you and your sorry ass star player are at home watching me compete for the title. Ha, your loss not mine."

"Then the other half of me, the sensitive, emotionally driven Pisces in me stops and thinks "damn it there are some questions that I want answered." But where do I start? Well, after a full day of work, a full afternoon of meetings, and a night full of homework, I finally found a spare moment and I sat down and thought what I would ask you if I truly believed you would give me the complete and honest truth. So here I go and feel free to answer all or none of the following questions and take your time because I would prefer detailed HONEST answers seeing as how these are pretty complex and detailed questions."

1. Have you ever lied to me?

2. If you have ever lied, when, about what and why? (Name as many as you can remember, if not at least the top 3)

3. If you were me, and take your time and honestly answer this next question, if you were me what would you do next? Would you let go , forget you ever met me and move on? Please explain.

4. The saying goes "actions speak louder than words." Do you feel like this applies to you and how you deal with me? And if so, how? And if no, why not?

5. What would you do for a klondike bar. Ha...lol...okay nah for real #5 if someone asked you to describe our "friendship", how would you describe it?

"I can handle the truth, can you handle giving it to me?"